September 2011
24 posts
Fresh Fix: Sometimes, I Think About Joey →
lafix:
Joey is on Pyramid. He’s playing for Gene and Gene is giving clues in the category “Things You Find In the ‘Fridge”
(the word is “cream”)
Gene : You put this in your coffee. Joey: A spoon! Your hands! Your face! Gene: It’s white. Joey: Paper! Snow! A ghost! Gene: It’s heavier than…
The most special love of all is the love like when Chandler moved to Tulsa and Monica thought he was really into shark porn but she stuck by his side anyway.
John
It was my grandfather’s name. Not Jonathan, just John. Grandpa drank a lot.
You could punch me in the face 400 times right now and I still wouldn’t stop smiling.
I’m a firm believer in people’s right to make jokes about whatever they want to.
That doesn’t mean I understand why they want to.
butts
I’m trying to wrap my head around the insult “douchebag”. Can we insult people by calling them other types of hygiene products? Like, “Hey man, you’re a toothpaste!”; or “Quit being such a hand lotion!”. Is it specific to feminine hygiene products? I guess I’ll just start calling people “tampons” and see if it catches on.
