July 2011
30 posts
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SWEET FUCKING CHRIST!
Instead of being bitter and jealous about someone having something you want, try being happy for them. You’ll be amazed at how much less of an ass you look like. PS: Renaming my tumblr to “Matt’s Angry Corner”, get at my G+ for the happy stuff.
“My grandma sent me $10 for my birthday, but instead of sending her a thank you note I am going to wear a thank you sandwich board and wait for her outside her grocery store.”
This is my feeling toward the “Tweet of the Day Thank You” tweets. I know it’s a nice feeling when someone tells you “your tweet was my favorite tweet that I read in the last 24...
HAVE MORE FUN, STUPID!
Google plus is down.
I assume this is where I bitch about it?
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I am there. You should come.
Truthful Tuesday
I’ve been neglecting Tumblr because of Google+. It’s right there in my gmail window. It’s simple, clean, and easy to use. It’s not whiney or overloaded with junk. I’m sure the novelty will wear off at some point, but for now I am really enjoying it.
I miss Brad.
:(
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squibble replied to your post: That thing where…
This post is a blob of shit.
OH YEAH?!? WELL WHY DON’T YOU GO BLOB SOME LEG SPREADING MUSIC, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
That thing where...
You post a blob, and someone reblobs it with a shitty comment, and you don’t know if the “hearts” after that reblob are in reference to your original blob or the shitty reblob. I hate that. Go be shitty with your own blobs.
Translation Party
Let's go!: you left your fucking pickle at my house wana come pick it up or what
Into Japanese: あなたのクソがそれを迎えにまたは何したい私の家でピクルス左
Back into English: Pickles left in my house to pick it or what you want your fucking
Back into Japanese: それを拾うために私の家に残ってピクルスか、あなたがあなたのクソをしたい
Back into English: I left my house pickles to pick it, you want your fucking
Back into Japanese: 私はそれを選ぶために私の家の漬物を左に、あなたのクソをしたい
Back into English: I left my house pickles to choose it, you want to fucking
Back into Japanese: 私はそれを選択することが私の家の漬物を左には、クソにしたい
Back into English: I left my house pickles to choose it, you want to shit
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Favstar & Witstream
Some of my favorite people on Twitter use Favstar. Some of my favorite people on Twitter do not use Favstar. Some of my favorite people on Twitter are on Witstream. Some of my favorite people on Twitter are not on Witstream. Some of my favorite people on Twitter use Favstar and are on Witstream. Some of my favorite people on Twitter do not use Favstar and are not on Witstream.
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“The moment you decide to calibrate your writing to affect an outcome other than...”
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