I like everyone. Even if we’ve never interacted before, I like you. I will like you unless you give me a reason not to, and that’s not easy to do.
Mom: Do you have any ice? Me: Yes, we keep it in the freezer. Mom: *stares daggers* -20 mins later- Sister: Can you get me more ice for my drink? Me: Ask mom, she knows where we keep the ice. Mom: *stares battleswords*
The day the Internet really outdid itself, stupid-wise.
I DON’T EVEN KNOW!
1. Enable endless scrolling on dashboard. 2. Scroll down for about 10 minutes. 3. Click “Back to Top” button. 4. WEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I bet I can make seven more paperclip monsters before my boss finishes yammering on about “staying focused”.
I need to get out more.
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Anonymous asked: you're a fucking faggot, dude.
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thefrogman: uh… fuck yeah.
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thejoebiz asked: Your "office" reminds me of a college dorm room. Explain.
When I was 20
I was in college living in an apartment with a Chris and a Kris. I had a fake ID that said my name was Brad, and Miller Lite still looked like this:
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