July 2011
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June 2011
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Truthful Tuesday
I like everyone. Even if we’ve never interacted before, I like you. I will like you unless you give me a reason not to, and that’s not easy to do.
Family
Mom: Do you have any ice? Me: Yes, we keep it in the freezer. Mom: *stares daggers* -20 mins later- Sister: Can you get me more ice for my drink? Me: Ask mom, she knows where we keep the ice. Mom: *stares battleswords*
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6/26/11
The day the Internet really outdid itself, stupid-wise.
WatchI DON’T EVEN KNOW!
1. Enable endless scrolling on dashboard. 2. Scroll down for about 10 minutes. 3. Click “Back to Top” button. 4. WEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I bet I can make seven more paperclip monsters before my boss finishes yammering on about “staying focused”.
I need to get out more.
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Anonymous asked: you're a fucking faggot, dude.
The Art of Losing Gracefully →
classyfoodmofo:
After losing THIS CONTEST to THIS GUY for THIS SANDWICH I said I would prepare said sandwich and eat it while wearing a dunce cap. As I am a man of my word I did prepare myself this sandwich last night, as shown here:
I was injured while making this sandwich, as i was hit by some…
Corgi Floptacular
thefrogman:
uh… fuck yeah.
Go to Wikipedia and click “random article.” This...
lafix:
“Immortalized”
Well, duh.
“ZZZZZ” Seriously?!
Truthful Tuesday
1. I think I can sing well, but I’ll never let anyone hear it. 2. I want knuckle tattoos, but I’ll never do it. 3. I am pretty sure my favorite color is purple, but I always say green. 4. I have bought 10 pairs of the same shoes over the last 5 years. 5. I’m more excited about August than I have been about anything in a long time. 6. I’ve always believed that it...
thejoebiz asked: Your "office" reminds me of a college dorm room. Explain.
When I was 20
I was in college living in an apartment with a Chris and a Kris. I had a fake ID that said my name was Brad, and Miller Lite still looked like this:
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Four Year Strong - What the Hell is a Gigawatt...
