Make Me a Sandwich - THE VOTING!
lafix: classyfoodmofo: LOOK AT THOSE GLORIOUS SANDWICHES! Click thru to vote for your favorite! OMG IT’S TIME TO VOTE! I did not vote for my own sandwich, but you should, because you like me, right?
1. Put a “Free Pizza in Conference Room B” sign in Conference Room A. 2. Put a “Free Pizza in Conference Room A” sign in Conference Room B. 3. Announce Free Pizza in the Conference Room. 4. Watch hilarity ensue.
jezebelthegreat asked: UNFOLLOE!!!!
In the last 18 hours I’ve seen two people I follow accused of stealing tweets from other people I follow by even more people that I follow. As entertaining as it is to watch the drama unfold, I think you are all wrong and need to get over it. Also: boobs.
The Hillbilly Monologues: 5 Great Tweets -... →
brentcetera: And now for 5 Great Tweets from a creepy bastard after my own heart, @seanmurray: After handing cashiers money, I like to caress their hand just to let them know all sales don’t have to be final. I’m the Michael Jordan of opening gum, eating one piece, throwing the pack in a drawer,…
First kiss, five words.
I love my dog lots.
Megan Amram: Vote For Me →
meganamram: Today I am announcing my candidacy for President of the United States. Yes, TODAY. The 12th day of May in the year 1 A.G. (After Ga’Hoole). Yes, THE UNITED STATES. You know, the one with that one state (Colorado, or maybe I am thinking of West Carolina). I believe we can return
It's just Twitter.
Seriously, it is. I just checked.
I hate my job, but at least I’m employed. I hate where I live, but at least I have a nice house. These are the biggest of my problems. They both have simple solutions. I need to get on that.
A lot of your Tumblr crushes are doody heads.