June 2011
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May 2011
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May 31st
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May 31st
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Make Me a Sandwich - THE VOTING!
lafix: classyfoodmofo: LOOK AT THOSE GLORIOUS SANDWICHES! Click thru to vote for your favorite! OMG IT’S TIME TO VOTE! I did not vote for my own sandwich, but you should, because you like me, right?
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 29th
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May 29th
May 29th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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FREE IDEA!
1. Put a “Free Pizza in Conference Room B”  sign in Conference Room A. 2. Put a “Free Pizza in Conference Room A”  sign in Conference Room B. 3. Announce Free Pizza in the Conference Room. 4. Watch hilarity ensue.
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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jezebelthegreat asked: UNFOLLOE!!!!
May 21st
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Stolen Tweets
In the last 18 hours I’ve seen two people I follow accused of stealing tweets from other people I follow by even more people that I follow. As entertaining as it is to watch the drama unfold, I think you are all wrong and need to get over it. Also: boobs.
May 21st
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May 20th
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May 19th
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The Hillbilly Monologues: 5 Great Tweets -... →
brentcetera: And now for 5 Great Tweets from a creepy bastard after my own heart, @seanmurray: After handing cashiers money, I like to caress their hand just to let them know all sales don’t have to be final. I’m the Michael Jordan of opening gum, eating one piece, throwing the pack in a drawer,…
May 16th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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First kiss, five words.
I love my dog lots.
May 13th
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Megan Amram: Vote For Me →
meganamram: Today I am announcing my candidacy for President of the United States. Yes, TODAY. The 12th day of May in the year 1 A.G. (After Ga’Hoole). Yes, THE UNITED STATES. You know, the one with that one state (Colorado, or maybe I am thinking of West Carolina). I believe we can return  
May 12th
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May 10th
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It's just Twitter.
Seriously, it is. I just checked.
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 4th
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I hate my job, but at least I’m employed. I hate where I live, but at least I have a nice house. These are the biggest of my problems. They both have simple solutions. I need to get on that.
May 4th
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Truthful Tuesday
A lot of your Tumblr crushes are doody heads.
May 4th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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