Death & Facebook
I found out recently that another person I went to high school with died of a drug overdose. Not a close friend, but an acquaintance, and definitely a guy that deserved better than what he got. I looked at his Facebook page and there were several comments on there about his passing from friends. That struck me a little strange. Someone’s Facebook wall is proabably the last place I’d...
1068 more days...
Until I can quit this job and move to Chicago. Yes, I am counting down the days.
I keep switching up who I am following on Twitter. I’ve found so many new hilarious people on Witstream that I NEED to follow, but I refuse, REFUSE to go over 500. It’s a sickness. (ps I didn’t unfollow you, so don’t get all bent out of shape)
Truthful Tuesday Answers:
I became a vegetarian because I shot a deer and I felt like a dick. But it wasn’t just that. I shot it, it fell, then got up and ran into a fallen tree and got stuck under it. It yelped and whaled and shook until it died. I watched it suffer to death. I was 16 at the time and that just didn’t sit well with me. It was an experience that took 7 years to get over. I have since gone deer...
I was a vegetarian for 7 years. During this time I learned about some really good food that I probably never would have tried otherwise: Falafel, hummus, tofu, a lot of different vegetables, etc. The first “meat” I ate after those 7 years was a blackened catfish sandwich. (I know a lot of people will say that fish isn’t meat and blah blah blah, but fuck that. If you eat animals...
lafix asked: There was this guy at the mall eating a sandwich that had succumbed to gravity. He was lifting it to his mouth. Like a chump.
oatmeal: If you’re going to go down, you might as well blame it on an imaginary animal like Twitter did with their infamous Fail Whale. I’ve taken the liberty of creating this animal for you: Please use it. Please oh please. -The Oatmeal
CLEVERer: Can This Happen??? →
samgrittner: I just got a message from a lovely lady and follower of mine on Twitter in which she proposed something that sounded crazy to me at first. The last week has been the most intense of my life and I’ve learned a lot: Be strong, be healthy, and believe. I’m right back to writing non-stop and I’m…
Soda v. Pop
I grew up calling it “pop”. I had to force myself to say “soda” until it became natural. I don’t exactly remember the reason I changed my world-view on the subject, but I did it. And now, people who say “pop” are the enemy.
What WOULDN’T you guys post on Tumblr? Because, SERIOUSLY?!?
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ilikeswears asked: Why would you want a quarter in your bellybutton?
Anonymous asked: Can you fit a quarter in your belly button?
One day in 7th grade during our lunch period I threw a rock. It hit Shanika Simmons in the head. No one ever knew it was me. She was really pissed. I’m sorry Shanika. You go, girl.
There is probably nothing I enjoy more than being with friends, completely hammered by noon.
Hello. HI!: Guns Don't Kill People, They "Crush"... →
jasonmustian: As evidence of a slight rhetorical shift, House Speaker John Boehner abandoned labeling the current health care law as “job killing,” and instead called it “job crushing” and “job destroying” in a new message posted on his webpage. No! No! No! No! No! No! Fuck. I need to count to 10 now.
Aren’t memes supposed to just happen naturally, not artificially generated? If no then I’m starting a meme complaining about current meme trends.
pinktowels asked: Would you have sex with ME?
Good morning, Sunday.