September 2010
85 posts
ABCs of me.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
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I think Yidago and Timbalanced are knuckleheads.
please reblob. yeah, i said blob.
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I promised I'd never do this, but...: As Mark... →
thebosha:
It’s so fucking obvious you were all raised in the “positive reinforcement” period of public education. By comparison, I got my knuckles and ass whacked. Today, while I was actually thinking about and working on paying projects (it happens), I click over to check my stream only to find myself…
So I was scrolling through tumblr and...
you motherfuckers sure love cats.
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Qi
qi | ch ē| (also chi or ki) noun 1. the circulating life force whose existence and properties are the basis of much Chinese philosophy and medicine. 2. that stupid word you all keep scamming 20+ points off of me by using. (PS: play me in wordfeud on android, I promise you’ll win: sucittaM)
Truthful Tuesday
I’m not good at keeping track of what day it is.
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WordFeud: sucittaM
ya heard?
Whoever made FUCKLULZ a word needs to have their...
annoyatron:
sarkastickunt:
And whoever keeps saying it needs to be fed those nipples in a creamy Alfredo sauce over linguine.
FUCKLULZ!
Whoever made “Nipples” a word needs to have their FUCKLULZ ripped off.
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jezebelthegreat asked: HEY HEY WHY DON'T YOU JUST KISS MY ASS MATT
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
WAH, SOB, ETC.
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
WAH, SOB, ETC.
Suck a mile of dicks
– Me, coined 9/16/2010. Feel free to make it a thing.
Man Arrested For Masturbating In A Walmart | The... →
LOW PRICES!!! ZOMG!!! **SPLAT!!!!**
Internet Famous
From time to time someone will use the term “internet famous” in reference to me. I certainly wouldn’t agree with the assessment. I frequent a half a dozen websites, have a shitty blog, and a twitter account full of dick jokes. Hardly criteria for an “internet famous” person. But I couldn’t just leave it at that, I had to find out for sure. So I approached over...
SST
Thursday is payday. I’m getting tattoos and buying candy.
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Truthful Tuesday
I always fart in Abercrombie stores, but no one would ever know.