August 2010
34 posts
vinniestream-deactivated2010112 asked: Hey do you remember where we buried those bodies? I think I left my sunglasses there.
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WAAAAAHH!!!!
WAAAHH!!! You unfollowed me on Tumblr!!!
I MEAN COME ON!!! How do you even KNOW that happened?!?!?
McDonalds Commercial
That guy in the McDonald’s commercial who won’t talk to anyone “until he has his coffee” can kiss my ass. First of all, the mother fucker obviously has no job, or else he’d stay in bed until he was feeling good enough to not be a dick when he gets up. Then he goes outside and is a dick to that dog, and dogs are fucking awesome, so THAT totally wasn’t cool at...
"Tumbler" is spelled wrong.
Just sayin’.
lucyspetlicks-deactivated201011 asked: Would you allow yourself to be beer-battered and deep-fried for a billion dollars?
ungeziefer asked: What's your favorite kind of ice cream?
angelahelga asked: What is your dream job?
jusky asked: Have you ever given someone with an unfunny tweet a "pity star" just to make sure they don't feel sad?
husky-jon-deactivated20110802 asked: Remember that time you DM'd me like 6 months ago and we had a moment?
I do.....I NEVER FORGET.
I do.....I NEVER FORGET.
brentcetera asked: Hey jerkface, why should I do something just because you tell me to? You're not the boss of me and I'm not going to do it.
iamnotdiddy asked: What's it like to only have one ball?
Are you following me?
Then watch out, cuz I just pooped.
lafix asked: Why do you follow me on here and Twitter? GAWD!
laineydiamond asked: Why do people ask dickhead-ish questions?
beingtheo asked: Color me curoius. Why would anyone as wildly popular as you, who doesn't even follow my tweets, want to follow my blog?