August 2010
34 posts
vinniestream-deactivated2010112 asked: Hey do you remember where we buried those bodies? I think I left my sunglasses there.
Aug 31st
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1 tag
ListenGrade - The inefficiency of emotion You broke my...
Aug 31st
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Aug 30th
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ListenBane- Can We Start Again. Can we start again go...
Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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WAAAAAHH!!!!
WAAAHH!!! You unfollowed me on Tumblr!!! I MEAN COME ON!!! How do you even KNOW that happened?!?!?
Aug 25th
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Aug 24th
Aug 23rd
McDonalds Commercial
That guy in the McDonald’s commercial who won’t talk to anyone “until he has his coffee” can kiss my ass. First of all, the mother fucker obviously has no job, or else he’d stay in bed until he was feeling good enough to not be a dick when he gets up. Then he goes outside and is a dick to that dog, and dogs are fucking awesome, so THAT totally wasn’t cool at...
Aug 20th
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Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
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Aug 16th
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"Tumbler" is spelled wrong.
Just sayin’.
Aug 13th
Aug 12th
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Aug 12th
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Aug 12th
Aug 10th
lucyspetlicks-deactivated201011 asked: Would you allow yourself to be beer-battered and deep-fried for a billion dollars?
Aug 10th
ungeziefer asked: What's your favorite kind of ice cream?
Aug 10th
angelahelga asked: What is your dream job?
Aug 10th
Aug 10th
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jusky asked: Have you ever given someone with an unfunny tweet a "pity star" just to make sure they don't feel sad?
Aug 10th
Aug 10th
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husky-jon-deactivated20110802 asked: Remember that time you DM'd me like 6 months ago and we had a moment?
I do.....I NEVER FORGET.
Aug 9th
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brentcetera asked: Hey jerkface, why should I do something just because you tell me to? You're not the boss of me and I'm not going to do it.
Aug 9th
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iamnotdiddy asked: What's it like to only have one ball?
Aug 9th
Aug 7th
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Aug 6th
Aug 6th
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Aug 5th
Are you following me?
Then watch out, cuz I just pooped.
Aug 1st
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lafix asked: Why do you follow me on here and Twitter? GAWD!
Aug 1st
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laineydiamond asked: Why do people ask dickhead-ish questions?
Aug 1st
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beingtheo asked: Color me curoius. Why would anyone as wildly popular as you, who doesn't even follow my tweets, want to follow my blog?
Aug 1st