July 2010
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The Dentist
Dentist: Are you flossing every day? Me: Are you stupid? Dentist: No. Me: Are you a passive-aggressive asshole? Dentist: No. Me: Then answer your own question, and enough with the chit-chat.
Truthful Tuesday
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Giada De Laurentiis
If you ever watch Giada De Laurentiis on the Food Network you’ll know what I’m talking about here.
She’ll be talking all normal, cooking her food, then all the sudden comes to a traditional Italian word, like “mozzarella”, and all hell breaks loose. She turns into Robert fuckin De Niro and basically yells “MOOT ZER AY YAH!!!”. Then totally goes back to...
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