July 2010
17 posts
Jul 29th
The Dentist
Dentist: Are you flossing every day? Me: Are you stupid? Dentist: No. Me: Are you a passive-aggressive asshole? Dentist: No. Me: Then answer your own question, and enough with the chit-chat.
Jul 28th
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Jul 26th
Truthful Tuesday
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Jul 20th
Jul 20th
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Jul 18th
Jul 16th
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Jul 15th
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Jul 15th
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Jul 14th
Jul 10th
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Jul 7th
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Giada De Laurentiis
If you ever watch Giada De Laurentiis on the Food Network you’ll know what I’m talking about here. She’ll be talking all normal, cooking her food, then all the sudden comes to a traditional Italian word, like “mozzarella”, and all hell breaks loose. She turns into Robert fuckin De Niro and basically yells “MOOT ZER AY YAH!!!”. Then totally goes back to...
Jul 6th
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Jul 3rd
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Jul 2nd
43 notes
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Jul 1st
29 notes
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Jul 1st
33 notes