BLOG! From BLAMMO!
What goes online, completely benign, better than 9 mile jog? What’s full of wit, and total bullshit? It’s Blog Blog Blog! It’s Blo-og, Blo-og. It’s lame, it’s stupid, It’s words. It’s Blo-og, Blo-og. It’s cool as a bag of turds!
I don’t get excited about ice cream. It’s good stuff and all, but I just am not the type to go apeshit about it. Unless I had a bunch of chocolate syrup. THEN i might shit a few apes. Because I LOVE chocolate syrup, but it doesn’t really tast good by itself. It needs ice cream. I like to mix equal parts chocolate syrup and ice cream and eat it then punch a kitten. Yes, I know...
Pimp My Tweets: The Contest
iamnotdiddy: Yes, Pimp My Tweets. Rewrite any one of my 200+ tweets. Make it funnier, edgier, sexier, etc. And win a prize. Prize: SIGNED @MeetingBoy 2010 Calendar Ways To Submit Your Entries (Choose One): - Add the #pmttc hastag to your a tweet or Tumblr post - DM or @reply your rewrite - E-mail your reply to email@example.com Submit as any as you’d like, but there will only...