January 2011
65 posts
December 2010
47 posts
First Impression:
You all are weird.
rachow-deactivated20110324 asked: Is "gotten" a word?
Charity and Social Media
The president of the Big Brothers Big Sisters chapter in my area emailed me. He asked for guidance on how I ran the donation campaign last week because they want to start doing more campaigning through social media in the future. How do I put this professionally: “I made dick jokes on the internet for a year or two and then asked people for money.” ?
Truthful Tuesday
I bought myself a new MacBook Pro for Christmas, and I like to touch it a lot.
sarcastickristi-deactivated2012 asked: If you were on death row (obviously from killing a stupid person), what would you request for your last meal?
friends getting stabbed.
So my friend got stabbed outside a bar Christmas night. Yep, stabbed on Christmas. Neat, huh?
He’ll be ok, and we are already making jokes about it, but the whole situation is just nuts.
The short version is that some guy was trying to pick a fight with him and they got into a scuffle. When it was over, he realized the guy stabbed him twice.
I don’t get into fights at bars, but if I...
“Hungover”
– me, now
Watchneviegirl83:
All I Want For Christmas Is A Donor
I don’t want anything material this year. I don’t need anything. I’m a pretty simple person and I don’t have to have the latest of this or that to “keep up with the Joneses”. I get so much joy out of seeing the faces of my loved ones opening their gifts, that to me, material things cease to matter. I’ve never been one to place value in such...
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Truthful Tuesday
I was a swimmer in high school. I still have my speedo. I wear it sometimes for fun.
Now enough of this mushy shit...
Who knows a good dick joke?
downtostars asked: I've noticed you have a lot of ink. Will you post a pic of your favorite tattoo? I'll show you mine if you show me yours.... Wow, I think that's the first time I've said that and not meant it in a dirty way...
DONATE PLEASE! 12 HOURS LEFT!
Big Brothers Big Sisters donation campaign ends tomorrow morning. Give if you can. RT if you can’t. http://pledgie.com/campaigns/14185
Truthful Tuesday-
I laughed at that joke when I read it.
In my opinion, when it comes to comedy- nothing is sacred. You cannot say one unspeakable act is OK to joke about while another is not. Most jokes aren’t influential. I’ve heard hundreds of jokes about killing someone (and told a few myself), but I’m yet to think murder is acceptable.
Comedy is meant to make people laugh, but not all...
Randomness: Help Save A Life - Maybe Someone You... →
jetaz:
Cancer sucks.
As some of you are aware, @WolverinesWifey (formerly @NevieGirl83) needs a bone marrow transplant to give her a chance at beating cancer. So far, despite millions of people in the registry, they cannot find a match for her.
Did you know the process to determine if you are a match…
LAST CHANCE TO DONATE!
LAST CHANCE: badlucklucy/neviegirl83 on tumblr very generously offered to match all donations up to $5000. Give if you can to Big Brothers Big Sisters! http://pledgie.com/campaigns/14185
Wow. Thank you.
Thank you so much to everyone who donated, RT’d, etc. to the Big Brothers Big Sisters campaign. It’s amazing what a few dorks on the internet can do with a little motivation. Over $1000 is a huge success as far as I’m concerned. I’ll still be taking donations until tomorrow and I’ll be cutting them a check Tuesday. There is still time to donate here:...
imsogeekster asked: Can I have your sandwich when you're done?
sucittam asked: Have you donated to Big Brothers Big Sisters here: http://pledgie.com/campaigns/14185 ?
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Tumblr Assignment
Tangible: I like big butts Intangible: I cannot lie
Big Brothers Big Sisters- Making kids suck less. →
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angelahelga asked: Best sandwich you've ever had?
Anonymous asked: You're always funny. Do you ever have bad/down days? Do you store up tweets for these days? Does your wife read your stuff? What does she think of it?
sucittam asked: Do you ever talk to yourself?
Robbery
If I were a bank teller and was handed a note that said “I have a gun, you’re being robbed”, I’d hand a note back that said “I’m a suicide bomber and this place is going up in 30 seconds”.
balls.
I waited two days to say that.
