January 2010
8 posts
It's all fun & games...
It’s all fun and games ‘til someone gets a hand stuck in a blender. Seriously. That has really got to suck. I mean think about it. You are hanging out with your friends, making margaritas, and all the sudden someone sticks their hand in the blender. Everyone is too drunk to help, and all the sudden there is blood and puke everywhere. Then most everyone passes out (from blood loss,...
Jan 29th
Who needs to lighten the fuck up?
Jan 26th
Jan 25th
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Jan 20th
Another day...
and another exciting blog post! Holy shit i can’t believe you people came back to read this AGAIN after I told you that you shouldn’t. You are dumber than I thought! Well, no, I thought you would come back to read again, so I guess you are the exact same amount of dumb that I thought. Anyways… blah blah blah look at the size of that platypus.
Jan 20th
Holy Shit
another blog that I can’t believe you guys are reading. I guarantee I will not be posing anything on here of substance, importance, relevance, or any other word ending in “ce”. Except maybe advice. That advice: don’t wast your time reading my blog. It’s not that I think blogging is dumb, I just think that my blog is dumb, and you are dumb for reading it, and I am...
Jan 18th
Favstar, Stars, following, unfollowing...
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah twitter is...
Jan 15th
who gives a flying fuck. please reference: http://itsjuststars.com
Jan 15th