February 2012
13 posts
Tuesful Truthday
I wanted to be moved to Chicago by the time I was 30 but that’s not gonna happen. New goal is 32.
I’ve lost 7 lbs in the last 3 weeks.
I bought the food that the free sample lady was handing out for the first time ever this past weekend.
I’ve only been drinking one night a week and I’ve already noticed how much faster I get drunk.
I want neon green shoes.
My job...
January 2012
23 posts
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December 2011
30 posts
www.isitchristmas.com
Fresh Fix: Killer Sween →
lafix:
I’m here to warn you.
Last night I watched a movie where I thought Sween was trying to murder Liam Neeson. Cause he was all,
“Hey, don’t worry, eh? I’m following you in the subway, eh? I’m sorry. CANADA!”
and then he was all,
“Hey, hold the door, will ya, eh? No, eh? that’s…
